8bitstickmod:

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

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unfuck-it:

idk what you’re referring to but probably

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swarnpert:

every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute

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dailyjackiechan:

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

a ski mask but it only has a hole for the nose

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